Red Sox 5, Blue Jays 0: Suck it, Ernie Clement

Apr 27, 2026; Toronto, Ontario, CAN; Boston Red Sox starting pitcher Ranger Suarez (55) delivers a pitch against the Toronto Blue Jays in the second inning at Rogers Centre. Mandatory Credit: Dan Hamilton-Imagn Images | Dan Hamilton-Imagn Images

It was Ernie Clement hockey sweater night in Toronto, and the Sox won 5-0. Sorry to Ernie Clement, but you stink now. Them’s the rules. Ranger Suarez doesn’t. He is good. He is very good! And there was much rejoicing.

Three Studs

Ranger Suarez

This was an incredible performance. Eight innings, no runs, one walk, 10 K’s.

Marcello Mayer

Had the game-winning RBI in the fourth inning, and that was that.

Wilyer Abreu

Also 2-4. Good!

Three Duds

No sir! We’re not doing this!

Play of the Game

Let’s fucking go!

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