Angels 9, Rangers 6
- That was unpleasant.
- For the second time on this road trip, the Rangers scored a fairly large number of runs, but still lost.
- Previously, it was a combination of MacKenzie Gore’s lat and bad defense that was the primary cause of the lost.
- This time, it was Jacob deGrom giving up six runs in three innings.
- A six run, three inning outing from Jacob deGrom really makes you question whether you understand the universe.
- What does it say about our understanding of the world when Cal Quantrill outpitches Jacob deGrom?
- Has madness overtaken us? Does nothing have any meaning? Is it all randomness and chaos?
- Zach Neto is launching bombs off of Rangers pitches. Someone named Wade Meckler took Jacob deGrom deep. How do we fit that into our worldview?
- Are our struggles to fathom such events due to our own limitations, our blinkered views and inherent biases? Or are we at a point where acausal phenomena are ascendent, where surrealist scapes are the accepted norm?
- Also, Skip Schumaker did that thing again where he hit for Evan Carter too early, and it is annoying.
- Down two, leading off the seventh, Sam Haggerty pinch hit for Carter and popped out. The very next inning, with two on and two out, Carter’s spot in the lineup came up, and Haggerty, who hits righthanded pitchers about as well as…
- Look, I can’t think of an appropriate metaphor. Or simile. I was going to say about as well as I do, but you know, that’s not fair to Sam Haggerty. I would be unable to make contact against a major league righthanded pitcher. Even Chris Martin, who returned to action in this game and gave up two runs in the eighth, including Zach Neto’s second home run of the game, and look, dammit, Zach Neto doesn’t even sound like a real name, its a Star Wars-ass name, and you shouldn’t be allowing him to home off of you, much less allow him to homer twice in one game, once against one of the best pitchers of his generation, even if said pitcher’s fastball has become ass for some reason.
- The first three batters Chris Martin faced were Neto, who had a 109.6 mph homer, Mike Trout, who had a 110.2 mph double, and Nolan Schanuel, who had a 104.2 mph single. That’s certainly the type of results that leads one to believe Martin didn’t need any more time out on his rehab assignment.
- Zach Neto makes me think of Judge Ito, who Pauly Shore famously wanted to offer a burrito.
- Pauly Shore is terrible, by the way.
- I’m in fact embarrassed I even mentioned him.
- I’d go back and delete it, but it already happened, so even deleting it would just mean I was lying to myself about mentioning him, plus it seems apropos that in a game where Jacob deGrom gives up six runs in three innings that I would make a reference to something terrible that I’m embarrassed to have mentioned, even if I really shouldn’t be embarrassed, I guess, because random things run through your brain and sometimes you think of things that are objectively terrible, like right now that “Well I’m-a chicken fried” song just popped into my head, and that’s a really awful song and there’s no reason for it to have suddenly appeared like that.
- See, y’all wanted the Rangers to start scoring more runs. Now they are scoring more runs and the pitching staff is giving up more runs. This team is like a rug, where you flatted it in one plus and a bulge pops up elsewhere.
- Jacob deGrom’s fastball topped out at 98.2 mph, averaging 96.8 mph. Cal Quantrill’s sinker reached 95.0 mph. Jalen Beeks touched 94.8 mph with his fastball. Chris Martin’s fastball maxed out at 96.3 mph.
- Brandon Nimmo had a 108.7 mph home run, a 101.7 mph ground out, and a 101.2 mph double. Alejandro Osuna had a 104.6 mph single and a 101.8 mph double. Evan Carter had a 104.1 mph triple. Danny Jansen had a 103.6 mph homer. Jake Burger had a 102.6 mph double. Josh Jung had a 102.3 mph fly out.
- Two more games in Anaheim, then back home.